... I was driving to Salt Lake

And I passed a new water park called Cowabunga. I was frightened for two reasons:

1. I'm pretty sure it was not there when I drove to Salt Lake last week

2. It looks like the popular children's board game Mousetrap. (What? You don't know about the game Mousetrap? Well you can't blame me for your deprived childhood.)

See- told ya.